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2004-11-04 17:17:24
Гаишник останавливает черный мерин с затонированными стеклами за
превышение скорости.
Открывется стекло там браток, отвернувшись, в чем-то копается, затем резко
поворачивается и орет:
- ГАВ!!!!!!!!
Гаишник отскакивает и тарашит глаза. Браток улыбается и говорит:
- Не боись, - и показывая на ремень безопасности - видишь, я привязанный.
превышение скорости.
Открывется стекло там браток, отвернувшись, в чем-то копается, затем резко
поворачивается и орет:
- ГАВ!!!!!!!!
Гаишник отскакивает и тарашит глаза. Браток улыбается и говорит:
- Не боись, - и показывая на ремень безопасности - видишь, я привязанный.
Всего постов: 786
Бород: 22
Рейтинг: +9|5|-1 = +89%
Читатели iof.ru пишут
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Скажите, существуют ли анализы, которые могут подтвердить, что человек не принимал алкоголь в
течение 7-10 дней перед анализом?
Если да, то где их можно сдать и получить заключение?
Спасибо.
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кто-нить знает ответ? :)
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Скажите, существуют ли анализы, которые могут подтвердить, что человек не принимал алкоголь в
течение 7-10 дней перед анализом?
Если да, то где их можно сдать и получить заключение?
Спасибо.
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кто-нить знает ответ? :)
2004-11-04 15:00:34
"Дневник тестировщика", автор вроде ваш , из Нска. Узнал через свалко
http://tc.lib.ru/b/brigadir_j_a/test.shtml
http://tc.lib.ru/b/brigadir_j_a/test.shtml
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Бород: 24
Рейтинг: +7|1|-3 = +67%
Смешные коммнетарии с прошедшей Олимпиады (NBC)
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during
the Athens Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
nicky_santoro
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during
the Athens Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
nicky_santoro
2004-11-03 20:49:20
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