#include
#include
#include

using namespace std;

int main()
{
fill_n(ostream_iterator(cout, "\n"), 10, "Hello World");
return 0;
}


// C++ как способ забивать гвозди микроскопом. :-)

библиотека программиота

vk гетшеет

C++ Программистам от создателя STL:

"So, putting it simply, STL is the result of a bacterial infection." :-)

http://www.stlport.org/resources/StepanovUSA.html

Таки лекция будет. Будет для студентов тоже:
http://fit.nsu.ru/?page=02&lang=rus&news=165

[Tue Nov 18 17:29:08 2003] choovie:
The user has added you to his/her contact list

[Tue Nov 18 17:29:39 2003] me:
О! ;-).

[Tue Nov 18 17:29:42 2003] me:
Привет!

[Tue Nov 18 17:30:01 2003] choovie:
please try english

[Tue Nov 18 17:30:07 2003] me:
hi!

[Tue Nov 18 17:30:08 2003] me:
;-)

[Tue Nov 18 17:30:13 2003] me:
i'm here.

[Tue Nov 18 17:30:13 2003] choovie:
hi

[Tue Nov 18 17:30:15 2003] me:
;-)

[Tue Nov 18 17:30:19 2003] choovie:
what was that?

[Tue Nov 18 17:30:41 2003] me:
that were some russian letters

[Tue Nov 18 17:31:06 2003] choovie:
oh, so you are russian

[Tue Nov 18 17:31:22 2003] me:
No I'm not ;-).

[Tue Nov 18 17:31:39 2003] choovie:
where are you from?

[Tue Nov 18 17:31:47 2003] me:
I'm from Kanada.

[Tue Nov 18 17:31:59 2003] me:
And u?

[Tue Nov 18 17:32:05 2003] choovie:
ok blame kanada

[Tue Nov 18 17:32:13 2003] choovie:
romania

[Tue Nov 18 17:32:43 2003] choovie:
are civil laws looser in canada than they are in the us?

[Tue Nov 18 17:32:44 2003] me:
Ж-)

[Tue Nov 18 17:33:07 2003] choovie:
what is that?

[Tue Nov 18 17:33:08 2003] me:
I like this cartoon ;-)

[Tue Nov 18 17:33:20 2003] choovie:
me too

[Tue Nov 18 17:33:26 2003] choovie:
do you feel blamed?

[Tue Nov 18 17:33:29 2003] choovie:
(by the cartoon)

[Tue Nov 18 17:33:32 2003] me:
No way ;-)

[Tue Nov 18 17:33:37 2003] choovie:
i would feel proud, by the way

[Tue Nov 18 17:33:43 2003] me:
I have a good sense of humor ;-)

[Tue Nov 18 17:33:47 2003] choovie:
do you also speak french?

[Tue Nov 18 17:34:26 2003] me:
no. just english, russian, german and lingua latina a little (it was long time ago in my school) ;-)

[Tue Nov 18 17:35:17 2003] choovie:
how come? i can hardly hear of north-americans speaking foreign languages (except for the mexicans)

[Tue Nov 18 17:35:25 2003] choovie:
are you an immigrant?

[Tue Nov 18 17:35:34 2003] me:
sure I am :-).

[Tue Nov 18 17:35:44 2003] choovie:
:)

[Tue Nov 18 17:35:47 2003] choovie:
this explains it

[Tue Nov 18 17:35:51 2003] me:
:-).

[Tue Nov 18 17:35:51 2003] choovie:
where from?

[Tue Nov 18 17:35:54 2003] me:
Russia ;-)

[Tue Nov 18 17:36:06 2003] choovie:
i thought so

[Tue Nov 18 17:36:19 2003] choovie:
so you speak russian better than english, i assume

[Tue Nov 18 17:36:25 2003] me:
Sure ;-)

[Tue Nov 18 17:36:36 2003] choovie:
what do you think about putin, by the way?

[Tue Nov 18 17:37:04 2003] choovie:
(the russian president)

[Tue Nov 18 17:37:16 2003] me:
He is my namesake. That's all I want to know about him ;-).

[Tue Nov 18 17:37:36 2003] choovie:
i think he would be my best reason to leave russia

[Tue Nov 18 17:37:57 2003] me:
No. I like him more than Stalin ;-).

[Tue Nov 18 17:38:00 2003] choovie:
(if i were a russian)

[Tue Nov 18 17:38:26 2003] choovie:
is that all you can get? (you, russian folks)

[Tue Nov 18 17:38:30 2003] choovie:
:))

[Tue Nov 18 17:38:33 2003] me:
There is no reason to move from a country 'cause of president.

[Tue Nov 18 17:38:46 2003] choovie:
unless that president is stalin

[Tue Nov 18 17:38:51 2003] choovie:
don't you think so?

[Tue Nov 18 17:38:55 2003] me:
USA people have much worse president ;-(

[Tue Nov 18 17:39:20 2003] choovie:
at least they have a much stronger public opinion

[Tue Nov 18 17:39:41 2003] choovie:
which is not the case in eastern europe or russia, not to mention islamic countries

[Tue Nov 18 17:40:00 2003] me:
No way ;-). DMCA can prove it. They have military country ;-)

[Tue Nov 18 17:40:23 2003] choovie:
DMCA law?

[Tue Nov 18 17:40:28 2003] choovie:
now you got me!

[Tue Nov 18 17:40:42 2003] choovie:
it's quite scarry

[Tue Nov 18 17:40:55 2003] choovie:
i wonder what the future will look like

[Tue Nov 18 17:41:11 2003] choovie:
do you think they will issue something similar in canada?

[Tue Nov 18 17:41:19 2003] me:
Sure they will.

[Tue Nov 18 17:41:34 2003] me:
The question is: "when?"

[Tue Nov 18 17:41:57 2003] choovie:
then why do you say that the us law is worse?

[Tue Nov 18 17:42:08 2003] choovie:
(in fact, why do you imply it)

[Tue Nov 18 17:42:24 2003] choovie:
it's just a matter of time

[Tue Nov 18 17:42:45 2003] me:
It is worser now.

[Tue Nov 18 17:42:46 2003] choovie:
do you have any alternative to the DMCA? have you thought of any? have you read about any?

[Tue Nov 18 17:42:58 2003] choovie:
yes. worse for now.

[Tue Nov 18 17:43:02 2003] me:
I like freedom ;-)

[Tue Nov 18 17:43:08 2003] choovie:
me too

[Tue Nov 18 17:43:11 2003] me:
I wanna back to russia.

[Tue Nov 18 17:43:20 2003] me:
There is no law there.

[Tue Nov 18 17:43:21 2003] choovie:
why?

[Tue Nov 18 17:43:38 2003] choovie:
do you think it's better in russia?

[Tue Nov 18 17:43:41 2003] me:
I mean the law is meaningless there.

[Tue Nov 18 17:43:57 2003] me:
The main power is a actual power.

[Tue Nov 18 17:44:06 2003] me:
And money. And brains.

[Tue Nov 18 17:44:11 2003] me:
Wild East ;-)

[Tue Nov 18 17:44:22 2003] choovie:
yeah!

[Tue Nov 18 17:44:25 2003] choovie:
i know what you mean

[Tue Nov 18 17:44:29 2003] choovie:
same in romania

[Tue Nov 18 17:44:36 2003] me:
:-).

[Tue Nov 18 17:45:07 2003] choovie:
so tell me do you keep in touch with some internet communities?

[Tue Nov 18 17:45:16 2003] choovie:
(on such issues, i mean)

[Tue Nov 18 17:45:39 2003] me:
Sure.

[Tue Nov 18 17:45:47 2003] choovie:
what are they?

[Tue Nov 18 17:45:49 2003] me:
I'm in Russian terror group.

[Tue Nov 18 17:46:03 2003] choovie:
you are a terrorist?

[Tue Nov 18 17:46:11 2003] me:
Not me. My friends.

[Tue Nov 18 17:46:21 2003] choovie:
are you a hacker?

[Tue Nov 18 17:46:30 2003] me:
A kind of ;-)

[Tue Nov 18 17:46:41 2003] choovie:
and what do you do? what does that group do?

[Tue Nov 18 17:47:03 2003] choovie:
do they fight for the islam?

[Tue Nov 18 17:47:30 2003] choovie:
(that was more like a joke, but again, who knows?)

[Tue Nov 18 17:48:15 2003] me:
We fight against militarists. We are making booms. We do not fight for islam. We are different in religion. From atheists, statnists, christians, few DAOses,..

[Tue Nov 18 17:48:48 2003] me:
we wanna freedom. and we want to cut it from politican's throats.

[Tue Nov 18 17:48:54 2003] choovie:
you are pacifists?

[Tue Nov 18 17:49:04 2003] me:
some of us.

[Tue Nov 18 17:49:10 2003] choovie:
libertarian? anarchist? what would suit you better?

[Tue Nov 18 17:49:31 2003] me:
I have my own religion to believe in.

[Tue Nov 18 17:49:47 2003] me:
anarchy is good.

[Tue Nov 18 17:49:49 2003] choovie:
but when you assciate with others, what are you?

[Tue Nov 18 17:49:54 2003] me:
but it too idealistic

[Tue Nov 18 17:49:56 2003] choovie:
(so that you may communicate yourself to them)

[Tue Nov 18 17:50:20 2003] choovie:
are you an activist, or more like a supporter?

[Tue Nov 18 17:50:40 2003] me:
Ok. The main idea is the freedom and personality.

[Tue Nov 18 17:51:23 2003] choovie:
do you think the cyberspace thing could be a solution ?

[Tue Nov 18 17:51:37 2003] me:
No. Real life more interesting.

[Tue Nov 18 17:51:51 2003] choovie:
of course it is still more interesting

[Tue Nov 18 17:51:57 2003] me:
I like girls. I like to live not in virtual space.

[Tue Nov 18 17:52:02 2003] choovie:
but fight must begin somewhere

[Tue Nov 18 17:52:11 2003] me:
We are fighting now.

[Tue Nov 18 17:52:17 2003] choovie:
how?

[Tue Nov 18 17:52:26 2003] choovie:
what do you do for this cause?

[Tue Nov 18 17:52:56 2003] me:
I can not tell about it. Just in case i have few info, then I have no permissions to discuss it.

[Tue Nov 18 17:53:25 2003] choovie:
at least in principle. i don't want exact detail

[Tue Nov 18 17:54:15 2003] me:
bad things ;-). lawless..

[Tue Nov 18 17:54:32 2003] choovie:
ok

[Tue Nov 18 17:54:37 2003] choovie:
do you also recruit?

[Tue Nov 18 17:54:56 2003] me:
a kind of.

[Tue Nov 18 17:55:08 2003] me:
our party is: "Pohuists"

[Tue Nov 18 17:55:22 2003] choovie:
is there any webpage?

[Tue Nov 18 17:55:29 2003] me:
No. What for?

[Tue Nov 18 17:55:40 2003] me:
There is no reason for it...

[Tue Nov 18 17:55:45 2003] choovie:
for enlarging your influence

[Tue Nov 18 17:56:38 2003] me:
We do not need to enlarge anything. ;-). From pennis up to influence. :-D... huh... we have a lot of recruits and they all should be trained...

[Tue Nov 18 17:57:08 2003] me:
That needs a lot of time and resources.

[Tue Nov 18 17:57:10 2003] choovie:
ok. got it.

[Tue Nov 18 17:57:29 2003] me:
By the way.

[Tue Nov 18 17:57:38 2003] me:
Everyone who wants can join us.

[Tue Nov 18 17:57:44 2003] me:
After few examinations.

[Tue Nov 18 17:57:46 2003] choovie:
how?

[Tue Nov 18 17:58:11 2003] choovie:
can i have your mission statement?

[Tue Nov 18 17:58:27 2003] me:
He just need to contact to one man.

[Tue Nov 18 17:58:42 2003] me:
I can give you his ICQ.

[Tue Nov 18 17:58:50 2003] me:
I mean her ;-).

[Tue Nov 18 17:58:57 2003] choovie:
is she a woman?

[Tue Nov 18 17:58:58 2003] me:
By the way.. it's man ;-)

[Tue Nov 18 17:59:07 2003] me:
but in Icq it's a woman.

[Tue Nov 18 17:59:13 2003] choovie:
why do you say "her" if ...

[Tue Nov 18 17:59:16 2003] choovie:
ok i c

[Tue Nov 18 17:59:28 2003] me:
do you need it?

[Tue Nov 18 17:59:37 2003] choovie:
why not!

[Tue Nov 18 17:59:42 2003] me:
just a second.

[Tue Nov 18 17:59:57 2003] choovie:
is (s)he your boss?

[Tue Nov 18 18:00:20 2003] me:
no. he just deals with recruits.

[Tue Nov 18 18:00:42 2003] me:
177456904 Liz

[Tue Nov 18 18:00:49 2003] me:
did you got it?

[Tue Nov 18 18:01:04 2003] choovie:
yes

[Tue Nov 18 18:01:07 2003] me:
ok ;-)

[Tue Nov 18 18:01:14 2003] me:
fine.

[Tue Nov 18 18:01:24 2003] choovie:
thank you

[Tue Nov 18 18:02:13 2003] me:
you are wellcome

[Tue Nov 18 18:02:19 2003] choovie:
:)

Гы. Еврокомиссия призвала государственные учреждения европейских стран полностью отказаться от использования продуктов корпорации Microsoft. Таким образом, фронт сопротивления Microsoft переместился из США в Европу и Азию.

http://gazeta.ru/2003/10/23/evrosouzho4e.shtml

PS: Весь мир сошел с ума.

История рассказана мне отцом и произошла она в те далекие времена, когда
он служил в ГДР.

К ним из учебки пришло пополнение, в котором присутствовал молодой
рядовой, явно не страдающий избытком ума. Он подошел к офицерам (в числе
которых был мой отец) и совершенно серьезно задал совершенно детский
вопрос:
- А вы никогда не играли в КОСМОДРОМ?
Выражение лиц офицеров можно себе представить!
Кто-то то ли вежливо его послал, то ли сказал, что не играли, но рядовой
решил объяснить. Он достал взрывпакет (где он его взял остается
загадкой), поджег его, накрыл каской, положил на каску полотенце и сел
сверху. Взрыв! Рядового подбрасывает метра на два и тот благополучно
приземляется с довольной мордой.
Все, понятно, офигевают! Но кто-то один очнулся раньше всех и выдал в
шутку:
- А ты два не пробовал?
Морда солдата становится плоской и изображается подобие мышления, после
чего он достает еще два взрывпакета. Поджигает один, потом другой,
каска, полотенце, как в первый раз Но произошло то, чего он никак не
мог предположить - взрыв, его подбрасывает метра на два и он ЖОПОЙ
падает на второй взрывпакет! ВЗРЫВ!!!

P.S. Что было дальше, история умалчивает, но что-то мне подсказывает,
что естественный отбор действует и у людей.


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Почти фрактал:

У Мегаса депрессивный шафел на машине! Его лечить надо!

http://www.bancruelfarms.org/meatrix/

Американцам новые загадки задал ирак. Вот например слайд-шоу, где показано как одну их косервную банку на гусеницах чем-то пробило. Пока думают на пришельцев:
http://www.armytimes.com/content/editorial/new/07sr01.html

Чем меньше у женщины грудь, тем ближе к сердцу она воспринимает происходящее.

PS: Да да да! Борода!

- Девушка! Я не хочу вас оскорблять грязным предложением!
- Тогда слазь с меня, на хуй!

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Загадка: На какой вопрос американцы все как один отвечают:
"Конечно!", а русские - "Не дай бог!"

Отгадка: На вопрос: "Хотите ли вы поменяться местами с самым богатым человеком страны?"