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One man defecates at the Westminster Bridge. A cop comes to
him and says:
- Sir, you mustn't do that!
- Fuck you!!!
- Sir, but the law!...
- I fucked your law!!!
- Sir! But our Queen!...
- I fucked your queen!
- Indeed!???
- In bed!!!
- Oh, I'm sorry, Your Majesty...
Åíîò
2005-09-13 14:28:47 #
á¸ð¸ä¸íü ¸ í¸ñì¸øí¸
2005-09-13 21:18:22 #
¨ä¸í ÷¸ë ñò¸¸ò í¸ ê𸸠â¸ñì¸íò¸ðñê¸ã¸ ì¸ñò¸. ϸäõ¸ä¸ò ì¸íò:
- Ѹð, â¸ í¸ ä¸ëæí¸ ¸ò¸ã¸ ä¸ë¸òü!
- ϸø¸ë í¸õ¸é!!!
- Ѹð, í¸ â¸äü ç¸ê¸í!...
- ¨ ¸á¸ë â¸ø ç¸ê¸í!!!
- Ѹð! ͸ ê¸ð¸ë¸â¸!..
- ¨ ¸á¸ë â¸ø¸ ê¸ð¸ë¸â¸!!!
-  í¸ò¸ð¸???
- ͸ò, â êð¸â¸ò¸!!!
- ¨, ïð¸ñò¸ò¸, ¸ø¸ ¸ë¸÷¸ñòâ¸...
ò¸ï ò¸ã¸.
- Ѹð, â¸ í¸ ä¸ëæí¸ ¸ò¸ã¸ ä¸ë¸òü!
- ϸø¸ë í¸õ¸é!!!
- Ѹð, í¸ â¸äü ç¸ê¸í!...
- ¨ ¸á¸ë â¸ø ç¸ê¸í!!!
- Ѹð! ͸ ê¸ð¸ë¸â¸!..
- ¨ ¸á¸ë â¸ø¸ ê¸ð¸ë¸â¸!!!
-  í¸ò¸ð¸???
- ͸ò, â êð¸â¸ò¸!!!
- ¨, ïð¸ñò¸ò¸, ¸ø¸ ¸ë¸÷¸ñòâ¸...
ò¸ï ò¸ã¸.
2005-09-13 22:05:31 #
¸í ïð¸¸çâ¸ä¸ë ä¸ô¸ê¸ö¸¸ í¸ ê𸸠â¸ñòì¸íñò¸ðñê¸ã¸ ì¸ñò¸...
¸ í¸ ïð¸ñò¸ ñò¸¸ë...
â¸ù¸ò¸...
¸ í¸ ïð¸ñò¸ ñò¸¸ë...
â¸ù¸ò¸...
2005-09-14 23:25:51 #
Your honour = ¸ø¸ ÷¸ñòü, ¸áð¸ù¸í¸¸ ê ñ¸äü¸.
¨ í¸ ê ê¸ð¸ë¸.
Ä¸æ¸ ë¸íã⸠ò¸ê ä¸ì¸¸ò.
¨ í¸ ê ê¸ð¸ë¸.
Ä¸æ¸ ë¸íã⸠ò¸ê ä¸ì¸¸ò.
2012-11-26 16:15:53 #
ê¸êò¸ ð¸ñ ¸ä¸í ÷¸ë¸â¸ê í¸ñð¸ë í¸ ê¸ï¸ñí¸ ë¸ñò. ¸ò¸ì ÷¸ë¸â¸ê¸ì á¸ë ¸â¸í ñ¸ì¸í¸÷.
2015-09-27 13:49:54 #
ʸëü æ¸çíü ò⸸, ì¸é äð¸ã, ï¸ñò¸,
ʸëüâ¸ä¸ñ¸ ð¸ì¸ø¸÷ê¸ í¸ë¸é.
¨ ä¸ô¸ê¸ö¸¸ ñ ¸áá¸òñê¸ã¸ ì¸ñò¸ -
Ïð¸ð¸ã¸ò¸â¸ ¸õí¸õ ê¸ð¸ë¸é.
ʸëüâ¸ä¸ñ¸ ð¸ì¸ø¸÷ê¸ í¸ë¸é.
¨ ä¸ô¸ê¸ö¸¸ ñ ¸áá¸òñê¸ã¸ ì¸ñò¸ -
Ïð¸ð¸ã¸ò¸â¸ ¸õí¸õ ê¸ð¸ë¸é.
2017-04-01 21:49:35 #
õ¸í¸ð, õ¸ä¸ð, ð¸çâ¸ë¸ ò¸ò ë¸íãâ¸ñò¸ê¸! ¨ ø¸òê¸ â ò¸ì, ÷ò¸ ¸ò¸ì ì¸æ¸ê¸ì á¸ë ¨ëüá¸ðò ¨éíøò¸éí.