From Uncyclopedia

Russia is a huge piece of asian land, where barbarians called russkies reside. They are governmed by an authoritarian Dear Leader "Pupkin". If you dare to criticize Tovarisch (Comrade) Pupkin, you will get shot, or worse, sent off to Estonia.

Russians like to associate themselves with Ukraine, though the latter on the contrary go hunting for Russians at winter. Hot people live in Russia, because it's cold there, at least in some places. Some of these hot people look suspiciously like bears.

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