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—a man walks into the weapon store and says:
— i wanna big gun.
selling guy starts:
— ok, we have this beretta, several magnums,..
man points at the biggest gun and says:
— this one.
— but its expensive and overpowered. what do you need it for?
— i need to shoot cans.
— Ok, for cans you can take this air-powered rifle, its 10 times cheaper...
— that won't work. cans will not fall.
selling guy looks surprised at him:
— won't fall? what kind of cans do you want to shoot?!
— well, different ones. afriCANS, puertoriCANS, african ameriCANS...
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2005-03-19 20:04:59 #
Зачот!