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Topic in #os: hey guyz...stop pickin on irix.

<SCO> w00t!!!! i bought unix!!!! im gonna b so rich!
<novell> /msg atnt haha)))))))idiot.
<novell> whoops)))))))was that out loud??!!?
<atnt> rotfl
<ibm> lol
<SCO> why r u laffin at me??!!?
<novell> dude...unix is so 10 years ago)))))))linux is in now.
<SCO> wtf??!!?
<SCO> hey guyz...i bought caldera...I have linux now.
<red_hat> haha...your linux sucks.
<novell> lol
<atnt> lol
<ibm> lol
<SCO> no wayz...i will sell more linux than u!
<ibm> your linux sucks...you should look at SuSE
<SuSE> Ja)))))))Wir bilden gutes Linux f??!!?r IBM.
<SCO> can we do linux with you??!!?
<SuSE> Ich bin nicht sicher...
<ibm> *cough*
<SuSE> Gut lassen Sie uns vereinigen.
* SuSE is now SuSE[UL]
* SCO is now caldera[UL]
<turbolinux> can we play??!!?
<conectiva> we're bored)))))))we'll go too.
<ibm> sure!
* turbolinux is now turbolinux[UL]
* conectiva is now conectiva[UL]
<ibm> redhat: you should join!
<SuSE[UL]> Ja!!!! Wir sind vereinigtes Linux)))))))Widerstand ist vergeblich.
<red_hat> haha)))))))no.
<red_hat> lamers.
<ibm> what about you debian??!!?
<debian> we'll discuss it and let you know in 5 years.
<caldera[UL]> no one wants my linux!
<turbolinux[UL]> i got owned.
<caldera[UL]> u all tricked me)))))))linux is lame.
* caldera[UL] is now known as SCO
<SCO> i'm going back to unix.
<SGI> yeah!!!! want to do unix with me??!!?
<SCO> haha)))))))no)))))))lamer.
<novell> lol
<ibm> snap!
<SGI> :~(
<SCO> hey...u shut up)))))))im gonna sue u ibm.
<ibm> wtf??!!?
<SCO> yea...you stole all the good stuff from unix.
<red_hat> lol
<SuSE[UL]> heraus laut lachen
<ibm> lol
<SCO> shutup)))))))i'm gonna email all your friends and tell them you suck.
<ibm> go ahead)))))))baby.
<SCO> andandand)))))))i revoke your unix!!!! how do you like that??!!?
<ibm> oh no...you didn't)))))))AIX is forever.
<novell> actually...we still own unix...you can't do that.
<SCO> wtf??!!? we bought it from u.
<novell> whoops)))))))our bad.
<SCO> i own u)))))))haha
<SCO> ibm: give me all your AIX now!
<ibm> whatever)))))))lamer.
* ibm sets mode +b SCO!*@*
* SCO has been kicked from #os (own this.)