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ОдминДП 2009-10-26 16:45:07
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Бород: 26
Рейтинг: +28|11|-27 = +50%
Одобрено: Фантом
What Makes 100%?

* What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
* Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

* How about achieving 103%?*
* What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard
workand Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM
ОдминДП 2009-08-29 14:03:03
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Бород: 2
Рейтинг: +37|17|-11 = +76%
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There was an unusual match between Barbados and Grenada. Grenada went into the match with a superior goal difference, meaning Barbados needed to win by two goals to progress to the finals. The trouble was caused by an unusual rule which stated that in the event of a game going to sudden death extra time, the winner would be awarded a two goal victory.

Barbados were leading 2-0 until the 83rd minute, when Grenada scored, making it 2-1. Approaching the dying moments, the Barbadians, realizing they had no chance of scoring past Grenada's mass defence, turned around and deliberately scored an own goal to tie the game, which would send it into extra time and give them another half hour to break down the defence. The Grenadians realized what was going on, and attempted to score an own goal, as well, which would put Barbados back in front by one goal and send them out of the competition. However, the Barbados players started defending their opposition's goal to prevent them doing this. During the game's last five minutes, the fans were treated to the incredible sight of Grenada trying to score on either goal. Barbados defended both ends of the pitch, and held off Grenada for the final five minutes, sending the game into extra time. In extra time, Barbados notched the game-winner, and, according to the rules, was awarded a 4-2 victory, which put them through to the next round

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shell_Caribbean_Cup_1994
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThpYsN-4p7w
ОдминДП 2008-10-10 15:53:18
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Бород: 13
Рейтинг: +16|4|-49 = -26%
Одобрено: Дуро
http://paravoz.com.ru/foto/neadekvaten/24.jpg

Он и его брат-дебил.

МОРЖЕХУЙСК. ПРИБЕРЕГИ ШИШКАБАБ, МС АЦТОЙ И ОТЛИЧНЫЙ СЕРВИС. ЗАПИРАЮТ В ДК 11.
ОдминДП 2008-09-19 09:39:12
Всего постов: 13
Бород: 4
Рейтинг: +72|2|-6 = +92%
Одобрено: Фантом
ОдминДП 2008-09-08 17:15:06
Всего постов: 13
Бород: 27
Рейтинг: +53|1|-6 = +89%
Одобрено: Фантом
ОдминДП 2008-08-11 18:36:29
Всего постов: 13
Бород: 32
Рейтинг: +45|1|-12 = +78%
Одобрено: astax
Несмотря на стабилизацию экономики в стране, работники фабрики Госзнака продолжают получать зарплату продукцией собственного производства.
ОдминДП 2008-06-19 17:45:42
Всего постов: 13
Бород: 6
Рейтинг: +34|1|-14 = +70%
Одобрено: лялько
http://de.trinixy.ru/pics3/20080619/podborka_331_22.jpg

Тут, по-моему целых 2 (а то, и 3) невидимых тележки, и 1 невидимый гитлер.
ОдминДП 2008-06-06 18:28:42
Всего постов: 13
Бород: 48
Рейтинг: +96|4|-18 = +84%
Одобрено: Дура
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